Keyboard Attacker(s)

Going into this company, I realize that I will dive into a pool of diversity where there are lots of people coming from different country. So it means there will be a lot of different personalities in this office. That’s interesting, so I was thought. I’ll get to learn so many new things, how is that not interesting? Right? Well, by a lot of personalities, I meant a hell lot. As there are two side of the coins, so these personalities.

I found myself surrounded by people with really nice personalities, good traits, habits. And the rest, well… the opposite, but just a little bit. Despite from this… Umm, despite annoying habits they have, they still a nice person. Really.

If there’s one thing I shall mention for being the most annoying habits they could possibly do at the office, it would be:

Keyboard Attacker 

: One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. one who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down. (Urban Dictionary)

So that was the definition.

I bet you also find this type or person in your company, at least one. Well, I do. I have this coworker who types really loud. I mean she literally jams her fingers on the keyboard like it's her personal punching bag.

I don't know why she needs to type that excessively loud, it's not like the keyboard did some shit to her or something. She absolutely needs to fcking simmer down! Like, hello I'm trying to work here, okay?

Whoa sorry, I lost it. It's just that... *breathe in* *breathe out* it is so annoying. And I kinda feel bad for the keyboard, if only it could talk, it'll probably just swearing all day whenever she lays her fingers on it. Also, if it were hers, I don't care about things she does to it. But it's not hers, it belongs to the company. You got to treat it nicely because one day you'll have to return it.

So please for anybody who reads this, please type gently on your keyboard, okay? If you really want to type that way, you can switch your keyboard to the old one. You know, the one you have to push the button real hard so the ink will appear on the paper? Yeah that one. But if you still want to use the electronic one, don't be "those" people who annoyed other people with this annoying habit. Okay? Please?

Sincerely me,

A girl who hates keyboard attackers from the bottom of her heart.