Jombs.

Friday,
At office's pantry,
Ms. Joann's birthday party.

A guy from Dev team: How about you Icha, do you have a boyfriend?

Gue: nope.

A guy from Dev team: why?

Gue: because there's no one to be with.

A guy from Dev team: nobody caught by your eyes? Okay let me introduce you to our eligible bachelors here at the office.

Gue: hahaha you don't have to.

A guy from Dev team: why?

Gue: I don't want to.

A guy from Dev team: you don't want to?

Gue: yes.

A guy from Dev team: why?

Gue: I just don't want to be in a relationship right now.

A guy from Dev team: you're not?

Gue: he'eh, so that I can focus with my job.

A guy from Dev team: you shouldn't working too hard, because if you're working too hard you won't have a time for yourself. And before you know, you already old and still have no boyfriend.

Gue: are you talking about yourself? Hehehe

A guy from Dev team: Wha-

Gue: hahaha joke lang.